Natmidmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil wyrm.

Natmidmot created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Natmidmot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Natmidmot, he will turn you into a slug.

Natmidmot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Natmidmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.