Migkapcan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless tapir.

Migkapcan created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Migkapcan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Migkapcan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Migkapcan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Migkapcan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never leap near tapirs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing pink kilts.