Jiggattar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable jaguar.

Jiggattar created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiggattar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jiggattar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jiggattar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jiggattar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jiggattar.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.