Wikguphug is a god.

It takes the form of a small, strong otter.

Wikguphug created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Wikguphug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wikguphug, it will torture you forever.

Wikguphug's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wikguphug's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never sprint near sheep.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt rats.