Wodstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced butterfly.

Wodstrag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodstrag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodstrag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wodstrag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wodstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink voles for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Wodstrag's name in vain.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.