Zaktunwad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Zaktunwad created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaktunwad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zaktunwad, it will turn you into a rock.

Zaktunwad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zaktunwad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zaktunwad.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never think about optics near capybaras while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six tin spheres on your feet.

4. Hide from blue foxes for they are unholy.

5. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the east.