Gemnuldot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, generous mongoose.

Gemnuldot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnuldot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gemnuldot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gemnuldot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gemnuldot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing turquoise boots and balancing nine titanium spheres on your face.