Jigwigbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident swallow.

Jigwigbiss created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigwigbiss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigwigbiss, she will destroy your home planet.

Jigwigbiss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jigwigbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Jigwigbiss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jigwigbiss on top of all buildings.