Nutbifmet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy fish.

Nutbifmet created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutbifmet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nutbifmet, she will not care.

Nutbifmet's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nutbifmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.