Dudliktag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable hyena.

Dudliktag created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dudliktag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudliktag, she will turn you into a rat.

Dudliktag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dudliktag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.