Nakvaddun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring walrus.

Nakvaddun created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakvaddun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakvaddun, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nakvaddun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nakvaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo coats.

2. You must love Nakvaddun.

3. Never chant in the presence of foxes.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never look in ponds.