Dadfumbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented jackal.

Dadfumbonk created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfumbonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadfumbonk, he will turn you into a tree.

Dadfumbonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dadfumbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.