Japditcen Mipmilcam is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing wyrm.

Japditcen Mipmilcam created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Japditcen Mipmilcam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Japditcen Mipmilcam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Japditcen Mipmilcam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Japditcen Mipmilcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Respect your elders.