Tenhinbumnulpinhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow penguin.

Tenhinbumnulpinhiv created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhinbumnulpinhiv, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenhinbumnulpinhiv, he will turn you into a rock.

Tenhinbumnulpinhiv's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tenhinbumnulpinhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tenhinbumnulpinhiv in the centre of the settlement.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Never talk about amino acids.