Hitstragstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful snail.

Hitstragstrag created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitstragstrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitstragstrag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hitstragstrag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hitstragstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never hop near sharks.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Hitstragstrag loves eagles, so they must be honoured.