Yarpfenfoss Bempigbusjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish dragon.

Yarpfenfoss Bempigbusjarn created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfenfoss Bempigbusjarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarpfenfoss Bempigbusjarn, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarpfenfoss Bempigbusjarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yarpfenfoss Bempigbusjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. You must pray to Yarpfenfoss Bempigbusjarn eight times a day.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.