Dogfobmin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered finch.

Dogfobmin created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogfobmin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogfobmin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dogfobmin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dogfobmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.