Fumcissnut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured toad.

Fumcissnut created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumcissnut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumcissnut, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fumcissnut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fumcissnut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fumcissnut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing mauve rings and balancing eight tin spheres on your arms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always wear white.

5. Worship no other gods but Fumcissnut.