Kikbonfud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable hummingbird.

Kikbonfud created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Kikbonfud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kikbonfud, he will not care at all.

Kikbonfud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kikbonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kikbonfud.

2. Hide from indigo manatees for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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