Sigtaggan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak zebra.

Sigtaggan created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigtaggan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigtaggan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sigtaggan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sigtaggan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sigtaggan four times a day.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.