Mabfod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous swallow.

Mabfod created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mabfod, he will not care.

Mabfod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Run away from white whales, for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if three snails approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabfod.