Likbumhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous goat.

Likbumhud created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Likbumhud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likbumhud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Likbumhud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Likbumhud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.