Canhit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying penguin.

Canhit created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canhit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Canhit, she will torture you forever.

Canhit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Canhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Canhit loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always wear magenta.