Xenzedhan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fast sheep.

Xenzedhan created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenzedhan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xenzedhan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xenzedhan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Xenzedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Always wear black.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Never write about gravity.