Wikcebcab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful goblin.

Wikcebcab created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcebcab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wikcebcab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wikcebcab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wikcebcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Put Wikcebcab first in all things.

5. Never think about nebulae.