Latontsas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthinking crow.

Latontsas created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Latontsas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latontsas, she will be mildly annoyed.

Latontsas' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Latontsas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.