Sabbon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable cow.

Sabbon created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabbon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabbon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sabbon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to mites while wearing violet scarves.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.