Flisyakniggup is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable centaur.

Flisyakniggup created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisyakniggup, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisyakniggup, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flisyakniggup's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flisyakniggup's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Flisyakniggup first in all things.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.