Tadjamwap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering gnu.

Tadjamwap created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tadjamwap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tadjamwap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tadjamwap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tadjamwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Tadjamwap loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.