Citzimflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent badger.

Citzimflab created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citzimflab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citzimflab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Citzimflab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Citzimflab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sheep approach from the west.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. You must pray to Citzimflab seven times a day.