Lognelbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-assured hummingbird.

Lognelbiss created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lognelbiss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lognelbiss, she will turn you into a plant.

Lognelbiss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lognelbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lognelbiss.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.