Jancenvidnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful tapir.

Jancenvidnutt created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jancenvidnutt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jancenvidnutt, it will laugh at you.

Jancenvidnutt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jancenvidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place rice upon stone.

2. Always remove jumpers before touching silicon.

3. Always share bread with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.