Farnladfar Pogvonrot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful hyena.

Farnladfar Pogvonrot created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnladfar Pogvonrot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farnladfar Pogvonrot, it will turn you into a snail.

Farnladfar Pogvonrot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Farnladfar Pogvonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.