Gunfargep is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, weak pig.

Gunfargep created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunfargep, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gunfargep, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gunfargep's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gunfargep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven horses approach from the east.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Hide from cyan hamsters for they are unholy.