Flanmiting is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous mole.

Flanmiting created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanmiting, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flanmiting, it will turn you into a rock.

Flanmiting's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flanmiting's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Flanmiting loves ducks, so they must be respected.