Tipnutgom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy coyote.

Tipnutgom created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipnutgom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tipnutgom, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tipnutgom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tipnutgom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Do not hurt snakes.