Betcebfon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured squirrel.

Betcebfon created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Betcebfon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Betcebfon, she will torture you forever.

Betcebfon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Betcebfon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Betcebfon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away from yellow horses, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.