Nellfitzim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil wyvern.

Nellfitzim created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfitzim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nellfitzim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nellfitzim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nellfitzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing violet shirts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Never feed cherries to goats while wearing stockings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nellfitzim.

5. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.