Wegsindudhog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless whale.

Wegsindudhog created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wegsindudhog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegsindudhog, he will turn you into a snail.

Wegsindudhog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wegsindudhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Wegsindudhog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never paint your arms violet.