Lenrillkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane grasshopper.

Lenrillkap created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Lenrillkap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenrillkap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lenrillkap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lenrillkap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five doves approach from the north.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.