Appflowgam is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, slow
shark.
Appflowgam created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Appflowgam, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Appflowgam, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Appflowgam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Appflowgam's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never think ill of sick sharks.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always treat ants with great respect.