Fitquafarpdadvabmobxinsad
is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced
bear
.
Fitquafarpdadvabmobxinsad
created vertebrates three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitquafarpdadvabmobxinsad
, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fitquafarpdadvabmobxinsad
, she will strike you with lightening.
Fitquafarpdadvabmobxinsad's
most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Fitquafarpdadvabmobxinsad's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat bark.
2. Always wear mauve.
3. Never chant in holy places.
4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
5. Worship no other gods but Fitquafarpdadvabmobxinsad.
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