Kancedrul is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless meerkat.

Kancedrul created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kancedrul, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kancedrul, it will make you grow a tail.

Kancedrul's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kancedrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Kancedrul must be the most important thing in your life.