Dubrullcam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured parrot.

Dubrullcam created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubrullcam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dubrullcam, it will turn you into a tree.

Dubrullcam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dubrullcam's Holy Commandments

1. Dubrullcam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing brown jumpers and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.

4. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.