Mitpaklop is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented
horse.
Mitpaklop created a down quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mitpaklop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Mitpaklop, he will cry a lot.
Mitpaklop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Mitpaklop's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
2. Feed all hungry tapirs.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitpaklop.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mitpaklop.