Mitpaklop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented horse.

Mitpaklop created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitpaklop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mitpaklop, he will cry a lot.

Mitpaklop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mitpaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitpaklop.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mitpaklop.