Yoglannad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise dryad.

Yoglannad created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoglannad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yoglannad, he will manifest in front of you.

Yoglannad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yoglannad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.