Dossgebnur is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless jellyfish.

Dossgebnur created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dossgebnur, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossgebnur, he will destroy your home planet.

Dossgebnur's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dossgebnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Dossgebnur on top of important buildings.

4. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing indigo trousers and balancing six lead spheres on your face.