Nabbet is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, selfish
rhinoceros.
Nabbet created gold four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nabbet, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nabbet, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Nabbet's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Nabbet's Holy Commandments1. Never mention doves.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never pour water over plants.