Rilfodsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast deer.

Rilfodsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfodsaw, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rilfodsaw, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rilfodsaw's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rilfodsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rilfodsaw's priests.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never paint your back red.

5. Never look at nebulae.