Rilfodsaw is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast
deer.
Rilfodsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilfodsaw, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Rilfodsaw, he will refuse to believe in you.
Rilfodsaw's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Rilfodsaw's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Rilfodsaw's priests.
2. Never talk about ants.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Never paint your back red.
5. Never look at nebulae.