Migbarnfet is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic jackal.

Migbarnfet created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbarnfet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Migbarnfet, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Migbarnfet's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Migbarnfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Migbarnfet.