Gethamgun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair goblin.

Gethamgun created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gethamgun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gethamgun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gethamgun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gethamgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to snakes while wearing stockings.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gethamgun on top of all buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Gethamgun on top of important buildings.

5. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.