Larnganmis is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, able
ant.
Larnganmis created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larnganmis, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Larnganmis, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Larnganmis' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Larnganmis' Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always pray immersed in water.