Larnganmis is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able ant.

Larnganmis created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnganmis, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnganmis, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Larnganmis' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Larnganmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.